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| شـــامل العـلم و المعـــرفة لمناقشة المواضيع التربوية والطبية واللغات الأجنبية |
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03-12-2004, 03:13 PM
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مشرف قسم العلم والمعرفة
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Jok3
A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid who sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.” The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, “My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby . . . if I can, and I think I can.” The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, “My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can, and I think I can!” ************************************************** ***************** Dentist: "Try to relax. I'll pull that aching tooth in five minutes." Patient: "How much will this cost?" Dentist: "It'll be $100." Patient: "That much for just five minutes work?" Dentist: "Well if you prefer, I can pull it out very slowly." --------------------------------- Doctor: What’s wrong with your bother? Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really? How long has this been going on? Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years! Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs. -------------------- MALE LOGIC A man and his wife were in the court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumping up and down said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says ' What do you have to say in your defense? The man sat for a while contemplating..then slowly rose. YourHonor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine's or mine? ------------------------------- __________________ |
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